Touchskies Chronicles: February 2006

Jake and Elwood

Who framed Roscoe & Bosco?

"...Say feta cheese!"

Cinema che passione

La Pasqua si avvicina, tra la fragranza delle colombe mandorlate e la dolcezza delle misteriose uova al cioccolato. Dice: "Ma come... è appena carnevale...". Chi si ferma è perduto! Come diceva quello.
Date fuoco alle palme e leggetevi questa "recinzione" di Johnny Palomba .

Titolo: apassionedecristio
Occhiello: popo nummepiace stoporo cristo alla brace.

Svolgimento:
«che infatti apassionedecristio se chiama così perché erreggista ciaveva nagrande passione che infatti allora affatto stofirm eallora appreso umpiacione e iaddeto mò annamio ampaesetto sperduto daabasillicata e tegonfiamo debbotte che infatti allora cestaggesù che lo gonfiano ie meneno ie dicheno unzacco de parolacce chepperò nunsecapisce gnente perché infatti parlano in basillicatese allora infatti lo piiano accarci accazzotti corbastone caafrusta caafrusta modificata ie fanno etorture teribbili tipo oschiaffo dersordato allora poi che infatti cestava pure una tutta strana che mesà che era tipo nafotografa che infatti ciaveva imbraccio lomino daacodac allora poi stoporo cristo che pareva nabracioletta ie mettono nacroce e loripiiano accarci ie fanno sputa dieci litri desangue allora poi cuanno che sta incroce tutto bucherellato allora geùccristio dice elì eli' lama sabachtani? che in basillicatese vordì mio dio mio dio ma se pò fa unfirm così? ma che daverodavero? ma stamio arcinema o darmacellaro? vabbé che è pascua ma la griiata mista vattela affà arpaese tuo. poi lui mesà che tipo risorge ner mentre che erreggista tramonta».

Morale: «anamico mio lanno preso accarci e ianno menato ammorte ma dopo treggiorni ianno rimenato».

Luogo del misfatto: novapiledumileccuatto, Warner Moderno sala 4 16.15 con sottotitoli in inglese.

Ipse dixit.

Il Palomba
Recinzioni e altri scritti
Critiche perimetrali dei migliori film della stagione 2001/2002
(pp. 114 c. euro 6,00)
Fandango Libri

Recinzioni
Critiche perimetrali dei migliori film della stagione
2002/2003
(pp. 120ca, euro 7,00)
Fandango Libri

Roscoe & Bosco back in action

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Roscoe & Bosco

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